Weekend Notes: "...deep breaths and count to five"

5Lights, TopLines and your Letters from a weekend running hot with 113 goals and 5 hat-tricks.

Ali Maxwell

Hello! It’s Monday. Are you in need of some motivation? Some Churchillian inspiration, perhaps?

“Rarely on the field of a football pitch have so many been scored by so few.”

FIVE hat-tricks in the Football League. This was, quite frankly, a ridiculous EFL weekend — with 113 goals in total!

What a treat to cover these remarkable divisions, and to have your support in doing so.

Let’s get stuck in…

1. Argyle Dismantle Norwich

2. Ipswich Are Here For A Good Time, Not A Luong Time

3. Rhodes A Colossus For Ripe Tangerines

4. Stockport Wreck Wrexham

5. Ben Provides a Pair of Close Range Finishes for Doncaster.